2005-05-16 - - 2005-02-07 - coffee time is any time 2005-02-07 - coffee time is any time 2004-11-22 - if you're smart you'll know where to find me 2004-11-22 - if you're smart you'll know where to find me 2004-11-10 - - 2004-11-08 - please don't take him just because you can 2004-11-03 - Dear Ohio 2004-10-27 - salut mes amies 2004-10-26 - hmmm...boo hiss 2004-10-22 - i love it when people look at my author nametag in disbelief 2004-10-21 - my nephew is cuter than your nephew 2004-10-20 - i hate planes 2004-10-17 - and the family goes up by one 2004-10-15 - ah, call the doctor, it's 3am and I finally finished work and now it's nostalgia time 2004-10-13 - i can't believe you had a life before me, I can't believe they let you run around free 2004-10-12 - trash and ready for bed 2004-10-08 - yup, nothing to say 2004-10-07 - manitou - - 2004-10-05 - Anne Michaels 2004-10-04 - shot gun heart 2004-10-04 - grab all you can 2004-10-02 - i've developed a sick obsession with watching seventh heaven when i'm burnt out 2004-10-01 - - 2004-09-29 - go ask alice munro 2004-09-29 - go ask alice munro 2004-09-29 - go ask alice munro - - 2004-09-28 - i would like to scratch her eyes out with a song 2004-09-28 - blah 2004-09-26 - iron and wine, stars and love 2004-09-19 - - 2004-09-19 - - 2004-09-15 - A+! 2004-09-13 - monday morning girl has blues, cliche, part 1 2004-09-12 - white ones mean returning 2004-09-07 - i didn't go away on vacation this year at all...sigh 2004-09-05 - old flame 2004-09-04 - i like pants 2004-08-22 - that's incentive 2004-08-19 - stupid late night stupid whatever 2004-08-16 - i want to own everything like an apostrophe* 2004-08-16 - so funny! 2004-08-13 - - 2004-08-13 - i wouldn't dislike your hotmail 2004-08-07 - the spoiled brat files 2004-08-05 - I'm in love with this song 2004-08-05 - come to this show....it will be fabulous! 2004-08-01 - Liam 2004-07-29 - arise, king of terabithia 2004-07-27 - when we killed who we were to become what we are, what did we do with the bodies?* 2004-07-27 - fuck you, you fucking fucks 2004-07-27 - at home at the end of 2004-07-26 - when it works 2004-07-25 - lo 2004-07-23 - us kids know 2004-07-21 - out, out damn compulsion 2004-07-20 - - 2004-07-19 - my raison d'etre 2004-07-17 - the hands are the only visible part of the brain* 2004-07-15 - sans map 2004-07-14 - stolen idea from amanda holzer 2004-07-14 - i lost an eye 2004-07-13 - and the jungian analysis would be,,, 2004-07-11 - ramble on 2004-07-10 - comfort food and my delusional memory 2004-07-09 - i want love, i want rice chips, i want love, i want brocoli and ginger from juice for life, i want love, i want lik a maid, i want a brand new pair of rollerskates 2004-07-09 - Servir Froid 2004-07-08 - five hours that didn't shake the world 2004-07-07 - insomniac, table for one 2004-07-06 - additionne de sucre 2004-07-05 - dear kevin macdonald, 2004-07-05 - the kissing misses meet the automatic femme salute 2004-07-05 - the kissing misses meet the automatic femme salute 2004-07-03 - but, do you have a flag? 2004-07-02 - come to high femme 2004-07-01 - and god, is that who you're performing for? 2004-06-30 - good news for people who like bad news 2004-06-29 - and I have some killer tan lines and newly bleached hair 2004-06-28 - pushing cuticles back, drinking lemon water 2004-06-28 - what am i even saying? 2004-06-24 - short films, amazing food, good company and hott ass montreal musicians 2004-06-24 - short films, amazing food, good company and hott ass montreal musicians - - 2004-06-24 - short films, amazing food, good company and hott ass montreal musicians 2004-06-24 - short films, amazing food, good company and hott ass montreal musicians - - 2004-06-21 - my weekend by the muskoka river 2004-06-12 - whatever we deny or embrace 2004-06-12 - whatever we deny or embrace 2004-06-02 - this gaudy apartment complex 2004-05-31 - i like it when you call me big poppa 2004-05-29 - the house is number 25, the year is 2004 2004-05-24 - how i spent my weekend in ottawa 2004-05-20 - pink moon 2004-05-17 - blame it on the tetons 2004-05-16 - that thing that mitten did 2004-05-15 - - 2004-05-13 - some things 2004-05-13 - i can almost hear the porno music 2004-05-12 - would the guy who fucked me so well in france fall madly in love with me? 2004-05-11 - yeah, jeans 2004-05-11 - i want you dead 2004-05-10 - the things i know today 2004-05-10 - I don't know 2004-05-09 - the long and the long of it is 2004-05-08 - liquid cocaine shooters, one question: 2004-05-08 - why i hate the animal rights movement 2004-05-06 - submit to me 2004-05-05 - oh ryan and marissa, is it really so bad? 2004-05-04 - Me verses Sleep 2004-05-03 - it's educational 2004-05-02 - some idealistic future, tearing sutures..etc 2004-04-29 - for the record 2004-04-28 - have you noticed everyone born after 1960 is completely fucked? 2004-04-27 - sprigs of parsley, sweet potato, 7 grain salad, yum 2004-04-27 - Either Way 2004-04-27 - Either Way 2004-04-24 - - 2004-04-22 - the 80s 2004-04-21 - Poem for the other side of the apartment door 2004-04-21 - boring thoughts after a fun drag queen movie 2004-04-20 - big salad, big fun 2004-04-20 - parkdale, parkdale is a wonderful town 2004-04-19 - your laughing eyes shining sky blue 2004-04-18 - krusty brand mayonaise scandal 2004 2004-04-15 - finally some american action 2004-04-14 - don't have cancer, don't have heart disease, la di da 2004-04-14 - country roads, take me home 2004-04-13 - - 2004-04-12 - monday morning dance-a-thon 2004-04-11 - bunny mama 2004-04-10 - How To Manage Your Cultural Career..awesome! 2004-04-10 - this gaudy apartment complex 2004-04-09 - i like it when you call me big poppa 2004-04-08 - dear self-discipline, 2004-04-07 - dumb quiz 2004-04-06 - HOLY SHIT! 2004-04-06 - This is from an email I got today. Put Write a Letter on your to-do list? 2004-04-06 - spongebob band-aids 2004-04-05 - the TET and Me 2004-04-05 - i am too linear 2004-04-04 - green dragon and an iced tea 2004-04-03 - THE HANGOVER THAT TRIED TO EAT MY HEAD 2004-04-02 - it's friday and I'm in a petticoat daydream 2004-04-02 - i just spent eleven hours with drag queens and feel very beige and boring even with blue mascara on 2004-04-01 - whole*entieres 2004-03-31 - cherry 2004-03-29 - today is brought to you by the letter blah 2004-03-29 - - 2004-03-28 - i ripped the whistle from her mouth but shoulda watched more carefully 2004-03-25 - cartography of unravelling girl 2004-03-24 - who is tabatha turns? 2004-03-24 - who is tabatha turns? 2004-03-24 - who is tabatha turns? 2004-03-24 - and they're tearing something apart outside 2004-03-24 - take my quiz! 2004-03-23 - I'd erase about 12 blow jobs from my memory 2004-03-23 - fuck you and your fucking ugly khaki pants made in indonesia 2004-03-22 - let's all go to the carnivaaal 2004-03-21 - running away down river road 2004-03-20 - - 2004-03-18 - the greening of my refridgerator 2004-03-17 - i stole your barettes 2004-03-17 - 151 bloor street west 2004-03-15 - Dear Jeff Gaulin 2004-03-15 - all dreams are boring 2004-03-15 - I am finally seeing why I was the one worth leaving 2004-03-12 - you know you wanna 2004-03-11 - hot child in the city 2004-03-11 - worked up so 2004-03-10 - you will not distract me 2004-03-09 - - 2004-03-08 - sexy fat free bake sale 2004-03-08 - drove my parents truck to the jasper store 2004-03-08 - - 2004-03-05 - This is the best last line of a book: 2004-03-05 - This is the best last line of a book: 2004-03-04 - - 2004-03-03 - what a perfect day, elise and everyone else 2004-03-03 - hell has officially frozen over a little tiny bit 2004-03-02 - a world of beauty and riches 2004-03-02 - teen beat moment 2004-03-02 - estampes 2004-03-01 - a conversation last week reminded me of this poem 2004-02-29 - There Should Be a Word for these feelings: Part One: The satisfying Soft Victories of the Every Day Girl 2004-02-28 - color / memory 2004-02-28 - you will need, you will need 2004-02-27 - - 2004-02-27 - an excerpt from an article on books published post 9/11 after ' the countrys introduction to the concept of it's own mortality" 2004-02-26 - none of this makes sense but i miss you all 2004-02-24 - c'est toi ma ville en rose 2004-02-24 - - 2004-02-21 - - 2004-02-21 - the poetics of lip gloss 2004-02-19 - a darker grey is breaking through a lighter one 2004-02-19 - you can never/always go home again 2004-02-18 - are you my mommy? 2004-02-17 - i'm sick and i need some hot and sour 2004-02-16 - in drunken slur: "This is ME in LEGO form!!!!!" 2004-02-15 - don't bug me during my saturn return:) 2004-02-14 - seriously ignorant about my own history 2004-02-12 - the the the 2004-02-11 - come with my guest pass 2004-02-11 - doggypaddling for the lord was supposed to be the title of my first book 2004-02-10 - - 2004-02-10 - cheerleader for consumerism 2004-02-09 - day off 2004-02-08 - embrace the contradictions 2004-02-05 - call requests through heating vents 2004-02-05 - hey? Who shot the auto-dialer? - Homer 2004-02-05 - WTF 2004-02-04 - hissing hissing hissing: the spitting years 2004-02-03 - yes, i know I can't spell 2004-02-02 - no thought ramble 2004-01-31 - press nine for save and ignore 2004-01-29 - An Old POem that I might re-edit. IS it worth it? Please comment if so. 2004-01-29 - puree de pommes concentree 2004-01-27 - I am crazy, if you are i love you 2004-01-27 - 1-2-3-CAT 2004-01-26 - yuck i fucking hate you 2004-01-23 - peacefully, in her sleep 2004-01-22 - i kinda like the silence 2004-01-18 - my eyes are blue my sights are limited 2004-01-18 - have a rainbow day! 2004-01-17 - perversity and generosity 2004-01-16 - taylor dayne days 2004-01-14 - i heart the daily show 2004-01-13 - my super, my nieghbor and waiting for silence from above 2004-01-13 - - 2004-01-12 - why i love street cents 2004-01-11 - oh well, what are you gonna do. 2004-01-09 - can we bomb our way to a feminist paradise? 2004-01-08 - i love sandwhiches 2004-01-07 - matrix train 2004-01-07 - matrix train 2004-01-06 - i didn't know hell was this cold 2004-01-05 - oh, the save tour 2004-01-05 - a moment of self-esteem boosting 2004-01-05 - lick it now, lick it good 2004-01-02 - she laughed and then she..said goodbye? 2003-12-30 - i am a tiny studio 2003-12-30 - dvd player in the house 2003-12-29 - beating myself with a boring stick 2003-12-29 - pre-coffee ramble 2003-12-27 - voyons donc 2003-12-23 - chic alors! 2003-12-22 - where is the love? 2003-12-20 - a novel by j.s. Feliciano 2003-12-17 - love is not an acceptable title 2003-12-17 - solid, sturdy, simple 2003-12-14 - this too can be yours 2003-12-13 - geek love 2003-12-10 - i hate you and that creepy earnest way you sweep the floors endlessly 2003-12-09 - if you don't have anything nice to say, repeat yourself adnauseum 2003-12-09 - we bought advent calenders, thats how fucking spirited we are 2003-12-08 - All is well in who-ville 2003-12-07 - meet me at the construction site 2003-12-06 - your not so secret santa 2003-12-04 - they're all aliens 2003-12-03 - questions of the day 2003-12-03 - this is the best - thanks abi 2003-12-02 - i like the cars, the cars that go boom 2003-12-01 - if you don't have anything nice to say, say it here 2003-11-30 - - 2003-11-27 - chicken soup for the stupidly sick 2003-11-27 - - 2003-11-27 - more hot lemon water and some slow slow music 2003-11-25 - body and memory 2003-11-25 - the book biz on haldol 2003-11-23 - three gggs 2003-11-20 - a genius is someone you cannot avoid seeing 2003-11-19 - screw you, hotmail 2003-11-18 - friend in NYC sent this and I thought i'd post 2003-11-17 - i bought a bag of oranges and green bananas 2003-11-16 - peephole moons 2003-11-16 - she has a candy necklace 2003-11-16 - they leave suspicious things in the sink 2003-11-13 - thursday girls are always hungry 2003-11-13 - - 2003-11-12 - a little scrawled thought 2003-11-11 - it should be the high femme friday theme song:) 2003-11-11 - - 2003-11-11 - i liked when he wrote that song about red, his car 2003-11-10 - where the day takes me 2003-11-09 - c'mon baby roll the dice 2003-11-09 - the way the cocoa tastes 2003-11-08 - i heart george strombolouplos(Sp?) 2003-11-07 - dear her 2003-11-05 - the light at the end of a cigarette 2003-11-04 - will i be able to get my girl and friend drunk enough to watch the gillers? 2003-11-03 - wha t we do and w hy we do it 2003-11-02 - shake it like a polaroid picture 2003-11-01 - i am a neurotic and i'm ok with it 2003-10-31 - ellen's dressed as dr.phil 2003-10-30 - i've been trying to tell you about a new kind of hope 2003-10-29 - chop, type and chew 2003-10-29 - dear you 2003-10-27 - - 2003-10-27 - there's no sucess like failure 2003-10-27 - there's no sucess like failure 2003-10-26 - I wake up sometimes and feel like bruce mcCullough all damn day 2003-10-24 - when you come undone 2003-10-23 - i love lynda barry 2003-10-23 - the best 2003-10-22 - oh my god 2003-10-22 - tuesday night at midnight, the fuzzy skirt and me 2003-10-21 - a day to take chances 2003-10-20 - leftover stir-fry, lights too bright, and dr.smart girl 2003-10-19 - the murmur of cities speaking 2003-10-18 - i may be delayed 2003-10-17 - the good, the bad and the published 2003-10-17 - it's friday i'm in love 2003-10-16 - don't mix your drinks 2003-10-15 - hello kitty 2003-10-15 - I'm eating the best rice pudding and you're not 2003-10-12 - stuffing, yes 2003-10-11 - Ouch. 2003-10-11 - kiss them for me, i may be fucking retarded 2003-10-10 - i will lick icing from your shoe 2003-10-09 - dramatic rescue of emotion, small planes, check lists 2003-10-07 - pay up cause I'm not just a free show 2003-10-07 - 230 am on a tuesday 2003-10-05 - stupid thing stolen from livejournal surfing 2003-10-04 - please apply if you have chicken noodle and love 2003-10-02 - today is the greatest day of her life. Today is the greatest day of her life. Today is the greatest day of her. 2003-10-01 - Maple sugar, honey, cane sugar love 2003-09-30 - bono in the palm of my hand 2003-09-30 - moutarde bliss and crazy days 2003-09-28 - i'll have a ten dollar beer, thanks 2003-09-27 - I think that you should all know this about me and Q 2003-09-27 - rely too heavily on alchohol and irony 2003-09-26 - buy cocoa powder, go to the bank 2003-09-25 - a haiku for jody's favorite sport: minor canadian celebrity spotting 2003-09-24 - in a downtown box office, girl tries to find stray kittens through the window 2003-09-23 - without cease I faintly tremble. yes, She was. Afraid. 2003-09-23 - i am not a cupcake 2003-09-22 - yeah you're so cool cool 2003-09-22 - playing the monster blind blind blind 2003-09-21 - short notes on a weekend with a thousand moods and a lot of televised glory 2003-09-21 - i think i'm in love with dave grohl 2003-09-20 - 30 helens agree: to do lists are boring 2003-09-20 - rambling woman 2003-09-19 - - 2003-09-18 - I have nothing of my own to write because i can't even remember the last time i was inspired by anything 2003-09-18 - oh baby, i'm so tired 2003-09-17 - whine fest in cawthra square 2003-09-17 - - 2003-09-17 - - 2003-09-16 - money, money changes everything 2003-09-15 - woman sleeping on a bus LA - Oakland 4:35 pm 2003-09-14 - is this burning, an eternal flame or a chemical burn from the cleanser i didn't dilute? 2003-09-14 - Emo and Indie Rock boys always have the best sweaters 2003-09-13 - the sad state of pop rock 2003-09-13 - don't go mistaken' paradise for a pair of long legs 2003-09-12 - what doesn't kill you only makes you bitter, pissed off, jealous and consumed with terror 2003-09-11 - - 2003-09-10 - you might be my lucking fucking star 2003-09-10 - driving on 9th 2003-09-09 - one stich closer to the fully woven straight jacket every day 2003-09-09 - my two prayers are help me help me help me, and thanks thanks thanks* 2003-09-08 - that back to school smell 2003-09-02 - i know that it's getting darker, sooner and that is horrible 2003-09-01 - never took the art test 2003-08-30 - some of the parts of my ego 2003-08-29 - get out of my way or i'm gonna shove 2003-08-29 - "I can die now" 2003-08-29 - i can't help it, the survey swam it's way inside me 2003-08-29 - "i'm happy to say i'm worse than i seem" 2003-08-29 - i like justin's stubble, I can't help it 2003-08-28 - And then I went to my fisting class.. 2003-08-27 - terrified nervousness on wednesday 2003-08-27 - my grandmother, my marriage and my rant about slim shady's reign 2003-08-26 - tell me i'm pretty, dear box office girl 2003-08-26 - Odd that 2003-08-25 - "a museum is what you make it. Ask Any missionary." Anne Burdick 2003-08-24 - the ;; walls ;;; ablaze ;;; 2003-08-22 - pink fishnets cuttin' up for a new dress 2003-08-22 - I was lourdes, twenty years later 2003-08-22 - I was lourdes, twenty years later 2003-08-21 - I have the best girlfriend reason number 874 2003-08-20 - fuck you, you fucking fuck 2 2003-08-19 - i'm a hater, a drunk, remainder-bin scowering book-city loving, hater 2003-08-18 - simple, silly, sturdy 2003-08-18 - "bad girl, drunk by six, kissing some kind stranger's lips. Smoked too many cigarettes today..don't like it when I get this way.." 2003-08-17 - i got better, i got strong 2003-08-16 - the song touch me I'm dick, what's that about? I think, in essence, it speaks for itself. YOu know, my name is dick and you can touch me. 2003-08-15 - black is the new black 2003-08-14 - how about writing a song that doesn't sound like you wrote it 35 seconds before you recorded it? 2003-08-14 - - 2003-08-13 - power chords 2003-08-12 - - 2003-08-11 - i hate you 2003-08-11 - oh, dougie 2003-08-10 - secret green hideaways and jealousy 2003-08-09 - - 2003-08-09 - - 2003-08-09 - i got hoes in different area codes 2003-08-08 - why do i always want to hide the night that I promote things? 2003-08-07 - free write makes no sense but need to write some thing 2003-08-07 - lying in the gutter, looking at the stars 2003-08-06 - wednesdays girls are full of hope 2003-08-05 - oh, and my throat feels like it's closing 2003-08-04 - drinkin' boreale blonde on the main with my best girl 2003-08-01 - de-roach this, muthafuckahs 2003-07-31 - there is a free weakerthans show on the 26th..wanna come? 2003-07-31 - pushing sectionals on skateboards into elevators at 3am because they are bug-filled and dream-crushing 2003-07-30 - off to the moonbean for some fair trade coffee relaxin' 2003-07-30 - - 2003-07-30 - the heart is an involuntary muscle* 2003-07-30 - awe, nieghborly perfection 2003-07-29 - quandry 2003-07-29 - late night 2003-07-28 - awe, the sweet sound of applause 2003-07-28 - wierd conversation in my favorite independant bookstore this afternoon 2003-07-28 - they take a polaroid and let you go 2003-07-28 - monday morning and i wish i was in the woods putting up a kitchen tent 2003-07-27 - straight up no tell me doyoureallywanna love me 4-evah? oh oh oh 2003-07-26 - non epiphanies (f?) 2003-07-26 - you shall know our tenacity 2003-07-25 - so goodbye 2003-07-24 - shameless self promo 2003-07-24 - quote o the day 2003-07-24 - - 2003-07-23 - Life Inventory at Lower Sherbourne and Front street 2003-07-23 - i have low expectations and now they are met! 2003-07-23 - my autobiography of blue and ash 2003-07-23 - i wish i was your oyster girl 2003-07-22 - It's decided 2003-07-22 - - 2003-07-22 - minds grim with nihilism 2003-07-21 - waiting for stuff to be emailed to me so I will fill out juvenile survey 2003-07-21 - check it out 2003-07-21 - x to the o 2003-07-21 - marlon brando had it easy 2003-07-21 - jody loves dewy 2003-07-21 - i'm an emotional idiot* 2003-07-20 - from the mixed up files of jody C. insomniac 2003-07-19 - date day 2003-07-18 - What if? 2003-07-18 - nerves out loud loud loud loud 2003-07-18 - watch cop shows together until it is time to pawn the tv* 2003-07-16 - my fluffy skull, my big eye 2003-07-15 - e on the telly and me reading tipping the velvet out loud to my girl 2003-07-15 - feel good time 2003-07-15 - - 2003-07-15 - I Finally Found the Cat Power cover of this Sonic Youth song I love...bee-yoo-ti-full 2003-07-14 - i think i'm dumb, maybe just happy - - 2003-07-14 - the predicament of the unique individual 2003-07-13 - crack that whip 2003-07-13 - just me and carrie b 2003-07-12 - metal heart, you're not worth a thing 2003-07-11 - slipping i'm sorry notes under the apartment door 2003-07-10 - "you ain't seen nuthin till you've been down on the muffin' 2003-07-10 - catch by the cure is a really good song indeed 2003-07-09 - i need to drink more 2003-07-09 - be your mama 2003-07-08 - sexy dads 2003-07-07 - oh diamanda galas, do you think I've served my time? 2003-07-07 - humid a fired 2003-07-06 - another Sun cover story 2003-07-06 - - 2003-07-05 - hang me over 2003-07-05 - booze can on my balcony 2003-07-04 - jody stop-spleening-me says... 2003-07-04 - it's friday and I'm in a petticoat daydream 2003-07-03 - this blue room 2003-07-03 - they mayor 2003-07-02 - i asked henry, my bartending friend 2003-07-01 - i'll show me yours, if you show me mine 2003-07-01 - - 2003-06-29 - as long as i know how to love.. 2003-06-28 - one more night in hollywood 2003-06-27 - - 2003-06-27 - coffee black and egg white 2003-06-27 - nude as the news 2003-06-27 - one more popsicle, it ain't last call yet 2003-06-26 - 1983, 2003 2003-06-26 - hot kitty poor thing 2003-06-25 - materialism high 2003-06-25 - thanks for the funny, mitten 2003-06-25 - not a poet faker 2003-06-24 - bruno gerussi's in his speedos 2003-06-24 - amour propre 2003-06-23 - this paradigmatic feeling 2003-06-21 - i was looking for a job and then I found a job 2003-06-21 - i was looking for a job and then I found a job 2003-06-21 - my frickin head - - 2003-06-20 - i'm TOTALLY committed to sparkle motion, kids 2003-06-19 - oil and vinager 2003-06-19 - table of happy contents 2003-06-19 - long time passing 2003-06-19 - long time passing 2003-06-19 - long time passing 2003-06-18 - crunching ice carrying an ass donut 2003-06-17 - - 2003-06-17 - sour juice and decades 2003-06-16 - pink lady jacket longing 2003-06-16 - bitch and animal "secret candy" 2003-06-16 - "its not my tits I wanna show you, stupid" 2003-06-14 - postgenital 2003-06-13 - inspired by http://ackeegirl.diaryland.com / http://evilpirate.diaryland.com 2003-06-13 - c'est toi ma ville 2003-06-12 - - 2003-06-12 - cupcake connaisseur 2003-06-11 - dropped on their heads, volume 2 2003-06-10 - i love karen 2003-06-10 - OK all you couples tying the knot, I am fixing up my latex flower girl dress as we speak so get to the ring store! 2003-06-10 - work it girl 2003-06-09 - i'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in the shower 2003-06-09 - i'll probably be back tomorrow 2003-06-09 - - 2003-06-09 - i've got this thing that I consider my only art 2003-06-08 - sunday sunday sunday drowns 2003-06-07 - - 2003-06-07 - the shyest club promoter in town switches gears in the a.m. 2003-06-06 - i believe in the good of life 2003-06-06 - - 2003-06-05 - i didn't really live there - walkups inspired part 4 2003-06-05 - everyone is turning 30 2003-06-04 - fuckaroo 2003-06-04 - - 2003-06-04 - st.dominique behind desalvios restaurant 2003-06-03 - there's no judy garland in her easter bonnet 2003-06-03 - Walkups, inspired, part deux 2003-06-02 - why was it called stem? 2003-06-02 - - 2003-06-01 - - 2003-06-01 - sous-sol 2003-06-01 - - 2003-05-31 - Pathetic is too weak a word to describe following entry 2003-05-30 - believe believe believe believe believe, believe 2003-05-30 - - 2003-05-29 - short crew longing 2003-05-28 - lets go camping today who needs a rock show 2003-05-28 - her eyelashes were long perfect wings carrying the burden of her eyes 2003-05-28 - her eyelashes were long perfect wings carrying the burden of her eyes 2003-05-27 - live your way into the answer 2003-05-27 - it's a sick, sad and disspointing world of body hatred 2003-05-26 - "dear god, I used to complain that the world isn't fair. Now I don't think the world isn't fair. I don't think. Have you turned me into a lobotomy case?" kathy acker 2003-05-26 - when we get to Oregon 2003-05-25 - i left my wallet in elsagundo 2003-05-24 - funniest google searches that my site comes up for 2003-05-24 - Cool for ME, un-chelsea girl 2003-05-24 - - 2003-05-23 - it swam it's way inside me 2003-05-23 - i once won a jelly bean counting contest at an evangelical christian camp 2003-05-21 - a geek by any other name 2003-05-21 - what's so special about your virginity anyway? 2003-05-20 - i launder, you launder, we launder 2003-05-20 - - 2003-05-19 - is it on Viva Hate? 2003-05-18 - - 2003-05-17 - taking off my corset in the bathroom of the 2nd cup= good times 2003-05-16 - self-reflective conciousness is narrational 2003-05-16 - - 2003-05-16 - when i was little, french cbc tv in black and white was Amazing. Now I watch it when I'm homesick. 2003-05-14 - - 2003-05-14 - shy shy big up da phone 2003-05-13 - my femme, my endorphine rush 2003-05-13 - floating in tattoo chair 2003-05-13 - fuck you, you fucking fuck 2003-05-12 - about to shave and go to work 2003-05-12 - space b o y resurfaces 2003-05-12 - space b o y resurfaces 2003-05-12 - 90210 the retirement home episodes 2003-05-10 - Choose the pink star outline. Stir the batter wildly. 2003-05-09 - - 2003-05-09 - - 2003-05-08 - - 2003-05-08 - madonna ryhmes badly 2003-05-07 - vive le ink 2003-05-06 - on working from home, caffeine high and barefoot 2003-05-05 - woman sleeping on a bus L.A. to Oakland,4:30 pm 2003-05-05 - oh precious heart 2003-05-05 - - 2003-05-04 - crash overRIDE 2003-05-02 - from edit, layout to print 2003-05-01 - cross bone styles 2003-04-30 - - 2003-04-28 - nothing beats the first bike ride with no sleeves 2003-04-28 - nothing beats the first bike ride with no sleeves 2003-04-28 - pretend you're making out - no, really 2003-04-26 - we're pro-union and we're not scared of you..oh ya. 2003-04-25 - - 2003-04-24 - i sars, you sars, we sars, they sars 2003-04-24 - - 2003-04-22 - oh, chan sing it 2003-04-22 - oh, chan sing it 2003-04-22 - raw j-pegs 2003-04-20 - - 2003-04-17 - mayday! 2003-04-17 - this is not about you 2003-04-16 - are you there god? It's me, the ghost of Rayanne Graff 2003-04-15 - of sub-cortical bottlenecks 2003-04-14 - - 2003-04-14 - I'm running behind a plot, it's crafty and darts between cars 2003-04-13 - Blue Hair in a team shirt with eye wrinkles 2003-04-13 - you sissy ass candy 2003-04-12 - - 2003-04-11 - i'll go back to being an insipid secretary 2003-04-11 - show me your riffs 2003-04-09 - gizmo or gremlin? Discuss 2003-04-09 - original les veritables 2003-04-08 - they know how to push your buttons because they are the ones that installed them 2003-04-02 - say it seven times and repeat 2003-04-01 - passionately in love with solid ground 2003-03-31 - i rely too heavily on alchohol and irony 2003-03-31 - melrose place living; minus the chokers and halter tops, and of course, the drama:) 2003-03-28 - i want lee to come over with cupcakes and fix our design problems 2003-03-28 - anybody got an extra couch? 2003-03-27 - like two dogs chained 2003-03-26 - rat finks, grunge finds and reasons for Mitten love 2003-03-26 - her heart beating her away into traffic 2003-03-25 - dream gurl 2003-03-24 - All the Apartments I've lived in Toronto since I was 21 and it was 1997 2003-03-24 - you have no new messages 2003-03-24 - bruises 2003-03-23 - Desire. It's Just a Feeling. Nothing to be Afraid Of. ;;; yeah 2003-03-22 - when your tongue goes numb and tingles while chewing 2003-03-21 - camera obscura 2003-03-20 - it's all about ass 2003-03-18 - I went to a small store. I bought red candy feet. I thought about my life. A woman was stuck halfway inside the free-clothing dumpster outside the community centre. Fuck off, she muffled, i don't need any goddamn help. 2003-03-17 - way parkdale 2003-03-17 - way parkdale 2003-03-16 - what's the sweedish name for stress? 2003-03-15 - the king of carrot flowers 2003-03-15 - Stuff on my Desk 2003-03-14 - - 2003-03-13 - birthday girl 2003-03-12 - spinster 2003-03-11 - i hate invoices and people who don't call me back even though i never call anyone back 2003-03-09 - E jaw 2003-03-09 - face to face with the man who sold the world 2003-03-08 - hiding in the psychology section again 2003-03-06 - for all the girls afraid of the sky 2003-03-05 - - 2003-03-04 - can someone tie my shoes? 2003-03-04 - i'm living for something i can't even define 2003-03-03 - - 2003-03-02 - I've been walking around asleep thinking about you 2003-03-02 - Truth on a red background 2003-03-02 - they're playing one of our 7 songs 2003-02-28 - emily valentine's trip to the walk in clinic 2003-02-27 - ellipsis dots can indicate uncertainty 2003-02-27 - pain ki ll er please 2003-02-26 - i wear my skin only as thin as I have to 2003-02-25 - - 2003-02-25 - one bite brownies 2003-02-25 - panic attacks and hairspray 2003-02-24 - my pillows are actually dirty 2003-02-24 - I can't have an oinon? 2003-02-23 - fall down on the world before it falls on you 2003-02-23 - she had a pocket full of horses 2003-02-21 - get your femme on 2003-02-20 - We're a reference number, a code, a screen 2003-02-19 - the hardest part is things already said 2003-02-19 - someone get me the book about how to become an optimist by thinking about it hard enough 2003-02-18 - the affecting story of snow 2003-02-18 - sky blue hat, television as pacifier and grant rejection overload 2003-02-18 - Reprint from leah - thanks 2003-02-18 - i can't write this week 2003-02-17 - - 2003-02-16 - remember who you are 2003-02-14 - jody sometimes 2003-02-14 - - 2003-02-14 - big poppa, insomnia and non-thoughts on another year under my glittery joan jett belt 2003-02-13 - this one goes out to my girls gettin franklin 2003-02-13 - - 2003-02-12 - pendrith musings 2003-02-12 - I WANT 2003-02-12 - jacob have i loved 2003-02-11 - 13 conversations about my headcold and my boring day 2003-02-11 - i can't sleep 2003-02-10 - a chronicle of my streetcar ride home 2003-02-10 - dear susan sontag? will you please read my books and make me famous 2003-02-09 - feel better and laugh 2003-02-09 - sun day ram ble 2003-02-08 - a voluptious tale 2003-02-08 - fixin' to die 2003-02-07 - fleetwood mac, anthology editing and TGIF 2003-02-06 - bring me cocoa please please please 2003-02-06 - an utterly exhilerating ride into the heart of 2003-02-06 - bright and early for the daily races, going nowhere 2003-02-04 - all hail red rasberry crush tropical source chocolate bars 2003-02-04 - february feels like gauze 2003-02-04 - - 2003-02-03 - scraps thrown against the screen 2003-02-02 - I'm a high school grad, i'm over 5'3" 2003-02-02 - red placemats, two. Candles, two. Pink Bathtub devil-duck, one. 2003-02-02 - i want strawberries 2003-02-01 - half asleep in last nights smokey jeans 2003-01-30 - angus in august 2003-01-30 - i'm the one. just admit it 2003-01-29 - prodigal 2003-01-29 - anthem for self-confidence - - 2003-01-27 - what is life but reckoning 2003-01-27 - - 2003-01-26 - you mess with the bull, you get the horns my friend 2003-01-25 - This is what happens when you spill paint in the garage. - - 2003-01-23 - kelp 650mg 2003-01-23 - kelp 650mg 2003-01-23 - vertigo thursday 2003-01-22 - the sky is grey, the sand is grey, the blur of my vision is grey 2003-01-22 - blushing vodka martini 2003-01-22 - give it to me, i love it 2003-01-21 - i love my smoosh face cat 2003-01-19 - house-cleaning pause 2003-01-19 - if only every sunday was like sunday 2003-01-18 - they only like you when you're 17 2003-01-17 - I'm beginning to think you're not committed to Sparkle Motion 2003-01-16 - my sweet chesterfield of dissillusionment 2003-01-15 - i've been wondering about complexity 2003-01-14 - pockets in winter are never enough 2003-01-14 - take off the parking brake, go coasting into a different state 2003-01-13 - pumpkin - - 2003-01-12 - yes i am but who am i really 2003-01-11 - "i see you everywhere i can" * 2003-01-10 - this broth is mine 2003-01-10 - am i losing the illusions that make life bearable? 2003-01-08 - wednesday girls 2003-01-08 - tour hags and cold air 2003-01-08 - the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i ever had 2003-01-07 - when people run in circles, it's a very mad world 2003-01-06 - mile end girl gang revisited 2003-01-06 - until then, another cupcake 2003-01-06 - yeah yeah yeah 2003-01-05 - what, no pie?? 2003-01-03 - - 2003-01-03 - silly dreams and waking annoyances 2003-01-03 - love reign down on me 2003-01-02 - god is a bullet 2003-01-02 - my favorite memories of 2003 2002-12-30 - - 2002-12-28 - funny like pants 2002-12-27 - those people who try and tell you, money is the root of all that kills 2002-12-26 - is it a boring old regular day yet? I like those. 2002-12-23 - rocking the last casbah 2002-12-20 - cheese and dreams 2002-12-19 - weakerthans song i'm in love with 2002-12-18 - sweet virginia 2002-12-18 - can you turn up the sun? Thanks. 2002-12-17 - i draw a line to your heart today 2002-12-17 - taping notes to the heavy machines 2002-12-16 - une deux trois cat 2002-12-16 - - 2002-12-15 - making salad and too premenstrual 2002-12-14 - grants of love 2002-12-12 - shocking bit of footage 2002-12-12 - symbols of my history 2002-12-12 - don't be fooled by the rocks that i forgot to get 2002-12-11 - polly paxil baby you never do know 2002-12-11 - i rode along side 2002-12-10 - cigarettes and red vines 2002-12-10 - radio lover meets serial killer 2002-12-09 - every bodies teenage dream 2002-12-09 - twisted roses and dancefloor cupid 2002-12-08 - furnace room lullabye 2002-12-05 - and there's reason to believe maybe this year.. 2002-12-05 - chapter seven tried to kill me 2002-12-05 - chapter seven tried to kill me 2002-12-04 - lay down your ammunition 2002-12-04 - and another thing.. 2002-12-04 - I have insomnia 2002-12-04 - i want a travelling word circus before I turn 30 2002-12-03 - phrenology 2002-12-02 - dead clothed boys 2002-12-02 - fa la fucking la 2002-12-01 - Is that a sock monkey in your pocket? 2002-12-01 - i heart the goths for their committment to eyeliner, bisexuality and the 80 - - 2002-11-29 - it's so pussy 2002-11-28 - this uniform grey, alone in my way 2002-11-27 - last year, when you caught my eye 2002-11-26 - Biography is revenge against life - who said that? 2002-11-26 - Biography is revenge against life - who said that? 2002-11-26 - it's all so sugarless, hooker-waitress 2002-11-25 - my red correction pen 2002-11-25 - Cherry ties, Ave B all-soy breakfast specials and highway eyes 2002-11-21 - minor canadiana celebrity spotting and 20$/hr freelance gigs make this girl's morning walk of shame home 2002-11-20 - Success to me is a never-ending heart 2002-11-20 - - 2002-11-19 - i had a little horsey called paul revere 2002-11-18 - my cat is learning to love again and 2002-11-18 - do not consume Me 2002-11-17 - eyes the size of 2002-11-14 - my cat should be in a prozac commercial 2002-11-14 - "like honey is the sleep of the just" 2002-11-13 - what have we found? the same old fears.. 2002-11-13 - can't think - sleeping 2002-11-12 - glitteratti 2002-11-12 - lies in point form 2002-11-11 - lost another copy of love tara 2002-11-10 - badly drawn girl 2002-11-08 - all the leaves on the ground are still green in protest 2002-11-07 - Nelson 2002-11-06 - response to a Mitten entry 2002-11-06 - everyone's a voyeur - they're watching me watch them watch me right now 2002-11-06 - if you read, you'll judge 2002-11-05 - my legs are tired from walking me 2002-11-04 - fuck you, november 2002-11-04 - dinero y successo 2002-11-02 - nothing else happened 2002-11-01 - there's only one peach 2002-11-01 - life is rich, convincing herself, it's not so hard 2002-10-31 - harlots with happy faces 2002-10-29 - Some Fabulous Things in Jody's Life Today 2002-10-28 - tell me a story, anyone, PLEASE 2002-10-28 - walk me out into the earth and snow, and i'll dream an airplane back to you 2002-10-27 - pink gloves for pink hands on handlebars 2002-10-26 - the selfish ownership gene 2002-10-26 - ruff bitches roooole 2002-10-25 - light an eighty-eight dollar candle 2002-10-24 - at the lexington my history meets my present tense 2002-10-23 - she is by the ocean and i am glitter in the gutter 2002-10-23 - wednesday girls are full of earnestness, joy and double-double highs 2002-10-23 - avant-guard for she 2002-10-22 - the story is in the soil 2002-10-21 - and i miss you, like the... 2002-10-20 - ain't i a rough bitch? 2002-10-20 - a mix tape all bout san fransisco 2002-10-16 - people to call in case of revolution 2002-10-16 - give me some meaning i can memorize 2002-10-15 - it's me, scatter 2002-10-15 - to-do day 2002-10-14 - loving yoooo is easy cuz yer beautifull 2002-10-13 - lazy girls go nowhere 2002-10-11 - friday i'm in love 2002-10-10 - deep fresh red 2002-10-10 - 8 am, i 2002-10-09 - betty is cuter than pie trying to type with me 2002-10-09 - i saw it first, i want it worse 2002-10-08 - where is the kid with the chemicals? 2002-10-08 - break it down 2002-10-06 - lemon dill salmon and curled up with perfection 2002-10-04 - no sleep till brooklyn 2002-10-03 - art is why i get up in the morning, procrastination is why i press the snooze button 2002-10-03 - then again maybe i won't 2002-10-02 - bible of dreams 2002-10-02 - morning 2002-10-01 - on her muscles that hate her 2002-09-29 - so long sweet summer 2002-09-26 - observatory cottage 2002-09-25 - back to the fucken' it's about bloody time LAND 2002-09-24 - GOD LOVES LOLA in red letters 2002-09-23 - wake me up before you no-show 2002-09-23 - dancefloors i have loved 2002-09-22 - alice springs 2002-09-22 - hello my name is gaylord 2002-09-21 - oh warren, i love you 2002-09-20 - rust never sleeps in 2002-09-17 - i spent the last ten days of my life ripping off the smiths 2002-09-13 - take notes at the movie box 2002-09-12 - i hope you get what you want and still want it when you get it 2002-09-11 - fairy dust on fire 2002-09-09 - every sunday should be like this sunday 2002-09-06 - check my head 2002-09-05 - - 2002-09-04 - So long swe-et sum-mer 2002-09-03 - search the world over for my euro-trash girl 2002-08-30 - IkEa IdEas and seasonal upheaval part one 2002-08-29 - laugh hard it's a long way to the bank 2002-08-27 - we sat on the church steps while she played with my hair 2002-08-25 - home is where the electro-punk is 2002-08-24 - i'd like to thank the cast and the animals i ate 2002-08-22 - a massive swelling 2002-08-21 - cause life ain't nuthin but a good groove / a good mixed tape will put you in the right mood 2002-08-21 - go on, take everything 2002-08-20 - you make me sick like strawberry quick 2002-08-20 - you make me sick like strawberry quick 2002-08-20 - she eats yesterday's leftover revolution 2002-08-18 - get corporations off welfare 2002-08-16 - summer hate 2002-08-16 - all my bitches 2002-08-15 - if you're wearing green, you're mine 2002-08-14 - where the grey light meets the green air 2002-08-14 - don't like my mood? wait three minutes 2002-08-13 - find a piece of land, quit this fucking band 2002-08-13 - paul frank is your friend if overpriced consumerist child-like illustration coolio-clothing qualifies as a 'friend' 2002-08-12 - do the ladies run this muthafucka? 2002-08-12 - passionately disspassionate newly vegan writing fiend finds solace in clean socks and chapter 8 2002-08-11 - let's hear it for the Q 2002-08-10 - - 2002-08-09 - - 2002-08-09 - the sheets here are so synthetic leopard print and we are cotton girls 2002-08-08 - the bottom line is....... 2002-08-08 - one coffee: 1.25, not having caffeine fit: priceless 2002-08-08 - forrest me for the trees part 2 2002-08-07 - forrest me for the trees 2002-08-02 - proud to be worse than i seem 2002-08-01 - "my friend's are away, and I'm on my own..it's a cruel, cruel summah.." oh bananarama, help me make this title the longest one ever 2002-07-31 - "guys always tell you / their guitars are worth / over 2000$" H. O'N 2002-07-30 - three poems was the morning 2002-07-29 - so, why do you want to work for us? 2002-07-29 - if you're going through hell, keep going 2002-07-27 - horrible yucky goodbyes 2002-07-25 - Q-riffic. 2002-07-24 - it's a cruel, cruel summer 2002-07-23 - i'm so bored i'm drinking bleach 2002-07-22 - the credit union is me, apparently 2002-07-22 - Jesus LOVES Winners 2002-07-22 - remembering what black forrest cake tastes like when you're ten 2002-07-20 - i hope that your hearts always warm 2002-07-19 - i've got a secret miniature camera 2002-07-17 - all i taste is souther comfort from paper cups 2002-07-16 - this is what happens when you spill paint in the garage 2002-07-16 - What 1.12$, an OS-X and 1400mgs of Advil can do for your motivation 2002-07-16 - stupid lousy hateful day 2002-07-15 - i wish i knew you, jack of diamonds 2002-07-15 - i wish i knew you, jack of diamonds 2002-07-15 - pain numb 2002-07-12 - because the world owes us nothing, and we owe each other the world 2002-07-10 - I Wish it Was "Take Your Aimless Friend to Work Day" 2002-07-09 - h e a r t r e fills 2002-07-09 - are you there, arts council? It's me, desperado poet 2002-07-09 - obligatory lame-ass body image poem - 2002-07-08 - heart factory - my assembly line loves you 2002-07-08 - "chaste and sexy it evokes a multitude of vivid imagery...brave, fun, inventive..!" 2002-07-06 - take a cab to brooklyn 2002-07-06 - he gets his records for free 2002-07-05 - here's where the story doesn't end but goes on and on 2002-07-05 - the flower girl and the priest part one 2002-07-04 - are you there god? it's me, sprout picker 2002-07-04 - someone's car alarm at 4am 2002-07-03 - chatty abstraction part 2 2002-07-03 - some chatty abstraction 2002-07-02 - forgiveness 2002-07-01 - while i procrastinate i write her a poem 2002-07-01 - we will survive as freaks and theives 2002-07-01 - maybe she'll take me to France.. 2002-06-30 - late night nothing entry 2002-06-28 - ramble on 2002-06-28 - pirate found a camoflage lazyboy on the street 2002-06-26 - how soon is now? 2002-06-25 - funny dichotomies 2002-06-25 - - 2002-06-25 - Plants and Rags 2002-06-24 - "i'm a creep..." oh, thom yorke 2002-06-24 - 'two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby' 2002-06-21 - the ballad of one-track and her favorite boy 2002-06-20 - - 2002-06-20 - that cyndi lauper song is SO TRUE. I wish that song WAS A WHOLE DAY LONG. 2002-06-19 - closet romantic 2002-06-18 - intimately aware of words 2002-06-17 - no one can eat 50 eggs 2002-06-16 - kiss me, kiss me, kiss me 2002-06-14 - you are the earths gravitational pull 2002-06-14 - cheer up, emo boy 2002-06-13 - love, tara 2002-06-13 - "what hey, that's my bike really means is.." 2002-06-12 - 'i musta been sleepin' when you called' 2002-06-10 - oops i did it again - debra titled this entry 2002-06-06 - beware of who'll bound you next, babe 2002-06-05 - girls on film 2002-06-05 - standing in the shower thinkin' 2002-06-03 - and if the daylight breaks, we'll fix it 2002-05-31 - they are playing whitney houston's 'i wanna dance with somebody' and it's making me dizzy 2002-05-30 - does he, ever get the, girl? 2002-05-29 - - 2002-05-28 - Daddy 2002-05-26 - Sunday Sunday 2002-05-22 - I'm a fuck-up 2002-05-22 - i believe in the good life 2002-05-21 - i wanna be your dog 2002-05-17 - you me and the little white dog that yelps 2002-05-16 - doubt is my narrative 2002-05-13 - welcome to the monday of my discontent 2002-05-11 - we're takin over this cit-ay 2002-05-10 - I watch as you lay sleeping 2002-05-08 - The Contents of my nightstand Drawer 2002-05-07 - the one where she discovers she has the flesh eating disease at the parkdale library at 12:30 am 2002-05-06 - "your hair is everywhere..." 2002-05-02 - red cords, blue sweatshirt, coffee stained, blue cap 2002-05-01 - the lucious mudflap girl mouths off 2002-05-01 - i wish i was ocean size 2002-04-30 - the one where she will do anything for monitary validation 2002-04-29 - you can shine on me whereever you are 2002-04-29 - this entry is as inspired as insta mashed potatoes 2002-04-26 - it's friday i'm in laundry wars 2002-04-25 - i'm a pixie, i'm a paperdoll 2002-04-24 - the one where Jody tries to talk about Q's Art 2002-04-24 - - 2002-04-24 - endless thanks to MW for possible career advancement 2002-04-23 - when you touch me, i cannot stand up 2002-04-22 - This entry is really quite pointless 2002-04-19 - - 2002-04-18 - PINK POODLES AND RESUME MADNESS 2002-04-17 - first we kick off brandon for having less education than 90% of his reception staff 2002-04-17 - parkdale mornings always start out with accidental roadkill viewings and old one-legged men yelling "thank god for breasts!!" 2002-04-16 - the wieght of human hearts 2002-04-15 - let's pretend i'm out of town 2002-04-12 - i'm sad and I suck 2002-04-11 - welcome to bitchfest 2002 2002-04-11 - it doesn't even matter what day it is 2002-04-09 - take notes from a movie box, remember who you are 2002-04-08 - l'apres-medi au librairie public 2002-04-08 - put another dime in the jukebox.. 2002-04-05 - set censorship free 2002-04-05 - dirty laundry part 2 2002-04-06 - stu is making me dinner and looks so fucking cute 2002-04-05 - Survivor 5: 2002-04-04 - making out at Sneeky dees was never so much fun 2002-04-03 - take this job and shove it.. 2002-04-02 - outta this mess baby outta my head 2002-04-02 - workology part 2 2002-04-02 - blah 2002-04-01 - money changes everything part 56 2002-04-01 - sex, water, sex, water, breakfast special, sex, repeat 2002-03-28 - workology 2002-03-28 - Hello?! MCFly?!? 2002-03-28 - piss out of the back of a fast-moving truck, keep your underwear in a bowl in the fridge... 2002-03-27 - - 2002-03-27 - Don't get Into the Blue Mercedes 2002-03-26 - procrastination = bad poems below 2002-03-26 - How Proust Can Change yer Life 2002-03-26 - my skin is like scales 2002-03-25 - boozey mc boozerson 2002-03-25 - Dear V. C. Andrews, I need guidance 2002-03-23 - p.s. 2002-03-23 - Saturday 2002-03-22 - stupid linear my-morning entry 2002-03-21 - "when you touch me I cannot stand up.." 2002-03-20 - i'm not always there when you call 2002-03-20 - answer me, baby 2002-03-20 - afterszyglow 2002-03-19 - damn britney spears 2002-03-19 - lemon pop 2002-03-18 - I miss diaryland on the weekends 2002-03-15 - i heart pay day 2002-03-15 - menstrual mama 2002-03-13 - sitting in the board room, the I'm-so-bored room 2002-03-12 - 'people who say money is the root of all evil have never been poor.." 2002-03-12 - it's terribly cool 2002-03-11 - does this make me stranger than usual? 2002-03-11 - workology at it's best 2002-03-11 - the FAT weekend of FUN 2002-03-08 - DO THIS list 2002-03-08 - this entry is not clever or succint or even interesting but it's a diary so there 2002-03-06 - sore throat national park 2002-03-06 - pretty, porky and on TV 2002-03-05 - I'm a bad babysitter 2002-03-04 - List one 2002-03-03 - my life is one long perpetual search for the perfect little black dress 2002-03-02 - living in your letters 2002-03-02 - - 2002-03-01 - me verses hypoglycemia 2002-03-01 - When Your COffee Tastes like Ass 2002-02-28 - it's 4:30 am..time to crash for 2 hours.. 2002-02-27 - THE THINGS I LOVE...or, a departure from sad, whiney entries 2002-02-26 - my skin smells better than yours 2002-02-26 - working 8-4 ain't no way to make a living.. 2002-02-26 - more goodness 2002-02-26 - oh, what a feeling... 2002-02-26 - i want sex and candy 2002-02-25 - i am writing complete fiction, there is no truth here 2002-02-25 - i heart dave foley and rivers of blood 2002-02-23 - someone is making me listen to van morrison 2002-02-23 - the lastest of last calls 2002-02-22 - i think i'm dumb, maybe just happy 2002-02-21 - cut..paste,,oh baby yeah, more! 2002-02-21 - which Winona are you? 2002-02-21 - where my ladies at? 2002-02-20 - c'est comme ca.. 2002-02-19 - wierd cravings 2002-02-19 - let's get friendly with our friends 2002-02-18 - I will drink beer and stare 2002-02-18 - cola cola cola cola you're mine 2002-02-17 - why a part of me is still a lesbo feminist 2002-02-16 - " I want" is so sweet 2002-02-15 - back when ritual de lo habitual was my bible 2002-02-15 - - 2002-02-15 - it's a fabulous 26 hurrah 2002-02-15 - 26 kicks 2002-02-15 - i heart basquiat 2002-02-14 - single blue rose for the punk rock femme in your life 2002-02-13 - baby number one 2002-02-13 - google hit me one more time 2002-02-12 - finally! someone cares! 2002-02-12 - cakes 2002-02-12 - femmes in demand 2002-02-12 - mornings are not my friend 2002-02-11 - living in your letters 2002-02-11 - talkin' shit about a pretty sunset 2002-02-08 - it's all about the Built to Spill lyrics 2002-02-08 - anyone got cayenne handy? 2002-02-08 - damn those monosexuals 2002-02-07 - how many calories are in that non-fat jelly bean? 2002-02-06 - first draft fiction - the Loft on Liberty 2002-02-06 - can't stop the swoon 2002-02-05 - navigate the treachorous and make it seem effortless 2002-02-04 - coffee crash 2002-02-04 - still soft hearted for zeppelin, too 2002-02-04 - de-code this 2002-02-02 - - 2002-02-01 - - 2002-02-01 - last night a dj saved me life... 2002-02-01 - can't get that usher song out of my head 2002-01-30 - Exfoliate 2002-01-30 - fans and fanatical purchasing 2002-01-30 - good things wanna stay 2002-01-29 - puff factor 2002-01-28 - i hate grants. I love money. 2002-01-28 - he gave me shiney things.. 2002-01-27 - Dear Self-Discipline 2002-01-27 - act yer age not your shoe size 2002-01-26 - i don't *really* kiss and tell.... 2002-01-25 - data entry part 54 2002-01-25 - lip locked 2002-01-24 - i'm actually grooving to kylie minogue..fuct up! 2002-01-23 - Filing! Yea-haw! Alriiiiight 2002-01-23 - you're like an old perfume 2002-01-22 - ratfink 2002-01-22 - pencil this in babe 2002-01-21 - pirates legs and all 2002-01-20 - sunday unplug the phone will ya? 2002-01-19 - fathers days 2002-01-18 - time is a ..revelator...yeah 2002-01-16 - steal my non-existant sunshine 2002-01-15 - bitch in camaro 2002-01-15 - the guys a gigolo, MAN 2002-01-15 - Tuesday Ruby 2002-01-14 - my head is empty my coffee is cold 2002-01-12 - one hangover coming right up 2002-01-12 - jesus christ i should never find bartenders who like me and give me free stuff 2002-01-11 - lamb i am 2002-01-10 - femme parade 2002-01-10 - searching for my extrovert 2002-01-09 - charlotte sometimes not so grumpy 2002-01-09 - - 2002-01-09 - i WILL stop whining soon, I promise 2002-01-08 - hater hater hater 2002-01-08 - - 2002-01-08 - Boston Public - yee haw 2002-01-08 - receptionist woes 2002-01-07 - guestbook hacker, please go to the white courtesy telephone 2002-01-07 - i write stuff, please give me money 2002-01-07 - i hate january and classifieds day. 2002-01-06 - tomcat truths 2002-01-05 - another neil young fake xmas 2002-01-04 - - 2002-01-04 - agoraphobic interaction #1 2002-01-04 - turkey two weeks late 2002-01-03 - trickery, phrasing, and the countdown for countrytime 2002-01-03 - - 2002-01-03 - test 2002-01-03 - - 2002-01-02 - her name was rio 2002-01-02 - cheers 2002-01-02 - hump day 2002-01-01 - which kevin smith female character are you? 2001-12-31 - 2001 2001-12-29 - happily surrendering my solitude 2001-12-28 - code this baby 2001-12-28 - are you there god? It's me, big-neck girl 2001-12-26 - stupid rambling fevered entry 2001-12-26 - xmas at the gem 2001-12-24 - huh? Wha? Show me whatcha got.. 2001-12-23 - intimate strangers 2001-12-22 - it's already been broughton! 2001-12-21 - pro=crew confirmation, con=everything else 2001-12-21 - keep on crushing 2001-12-21 - jodycoyote living 2001-12-21 - we got the beat 2001-12-20 - what a girl wants 2001-12-20 - when i wake up, in my make up 2001-12-19 - mini mid week 2001-12-19 - the gossip hounds be gone 2001-12-19 - go your own way 2001-12-18 - the gem house unxmas 2001-12-17 - gimme gimme gimme 2001-12-17 - by my light 2001-12-14 - my shallow women's magazine-like entry 2001-12-14 - Hey! That's my tobogan! 2001-12-14 - take the kitty test 2001-12-14 - fuct up 2001-12-14 - femme cutting retrospective and highlights of 2001 pt.1 2001-12-13 - maybe this year will be better than the last 2001-12-13 - red pepper corn soup at 3 while trying not to be so obvious 2001-12-12 - gouge away 2001-12-12 - last night's red dress 2001-12-11 - three little words 2001-12-11 - this is how Greg describes me when I'm drunk and call him at work at 4am 2001-12-11 - waiting for the meeting 2001-12-11 - 'i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire' 2001-12-10 - seether is neither 2001-12-10 - 4 minutes stories 2001-12-10 - holly fucking la la la la fuckin la 2001-12-10 - touch me I'm sick 2001-12-08 - o-hio 2001-12-07 - the good with the bad 2001-12-06 - pour some sugar on me 2001-12-05 - i don't believe I went too far 2001-12-05 - never took the art test 2001-12-05 - soap box for the kids done wrong 2001-12-05 - the appearance that everything is ok 2001-12-04 - thai orange noodles and fizzy cold cans 2001-12-04 - more more more 2001-12-04 - mmm 2001-12-04 - want to look out the window of my color TV 2001-12-03 - i can change the story. I am the story. 2001-12-03 - i was wearing eyeliner she was wearing eyeliner 2001-12-02 - i hate everyone 2001-12-01 - hello weekend, here I come 2001-11-30 - an excerpt from my new favorite book - ALL DAY BREAKFAST by Valerie Joy Kalynchuk 2001-11-30 - my ange 2001-11-30 - tricky is actually a real live girl 2001-11-30 - crushed 2001-11-28 - cringe factor 2001-11-26 - the street meat vendor is my nemisis 2001-11-26 - - 2001-11-26 - timing off 2001-11-23 - truth=virus 2001-11-23 - everything but the gin 2001-11-23 - my sweet pickle 2001-11-22 - ok class, turn to page 76 in your arts weeklies 2001-11-21 - tacky rough trade 2001-11-21 - gloveless love 2001-11-21 - honey garlic be gone 2001-11-21 - you can't see my bra underneath my shirt cause I forgot to wear one 2001-11-21 - cause I'm real - unmotivated 2001-11-20 - did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast? 2001-11-20 - i'd never been to rome till you smiled 2001-11-19 - google this baby 2001-11-19 - are you there god? it's me, sock monkey 2001-11-13 - wanderlusty shut in 2001-11-13 - genetic queer testing? 2001-11-13 - is it time for me to act mature? 2001-11-12 - - 2001-11-12 - please put me to bed, anyone 2001-11-09 - friday afternoon must jet 2001-11-09 - you're so vegan, you probably think this song is about meat - (that's stolen from ms.Dusty) 2001-11-09 - stuff another envelope 2001-11-08 - holiday - it would be so nice 2001-11-07 - i do, i do, feel less air 2001-11-07 - say my name, say my name 2001-11-07 - she was buggin me before but now.. 2001-11-07 - what color is your rainbow parachute? 2001-11-06 - just burn me 2001-11-06 - tuesday like monday 2001-11-02 - still dancing 2001-11-02 - i never thought this day would come / i always thought this day would come 2001-11-01 - - 2001-11-01 - i heart ms glitter 2001-11-01 - triple triple 2001-10-31 - 27 2001-10-31 - how soon is now 2001-10-31 - the great bitter cynical pumpkin 2001-10-31 - i can be entertained by a linoleum floor 2001-10-30 - femme fantasies 2001-10-30 - slick red treat 2001-10-30 - pick me up, steal my records 2001-10-29 - coffee tongues and no surprises 2001-10-29 - just let me see that smile around the office 2001-10-29 - just another manic monday 2001-10-28 - wanted: femmes for slumber party 2001-10-28 - waiting for a booty call 2001-10-27 - late night fuck you 2001-10-26 - queer and loathing in generic office 2001-10-26 - 10 years from high school and sometimes it's still all Sassy magazine - a poem 2001-10-26 - big black bossy boots 2001-10-26 - Doo! Big Ole Bear 2001-10-25 - i'm hungry AGAIN 2001-10-25 - country style 2001-10-24 - Served Fast Great Taste 2001-10-24 - jody's school of forced feminization : early morning daydreams 2001-10-23 - streetcar to hell 2001-10-22 - sexy over 50's poet tomboys rock my world 2001-10-22 - xoxo 2001-10-22 - art stars 2001-10-22 - double double heaven sent 2001-10-19 - Shred this and fax this and kiss this 2001-10-19 - not a fucken cock show 2001-10-18 - i tried to catch them with my feet 2001-10-18 - open wider?! Fuck you! 2001-10-16 - Good bye MIKEY! Hope you get really fucken poor and have to go through the healthcare system 2001-10-16 - help the police, beat yourself up 2001-10-15 - just another manic mass hysterical monday 2001-10-15 - everyday ciao edies is like sunday 2001-10-13 - kitty 2001-10-12 - slow divers 2001-10-12 - he's actually a really short man in person 2001-10-12 - count down to sexin change 2001-10-11 - gloo girl grows up and spaceboy was never who he was supposed to be 2001-10-11 - - 2001-10-11 - sucking the big corporate cock 2001-10-11 - let's make bannock 2001-10-10 - e.t. 2001-10-10 - hatefuck 2001-10-09 - - 2001-10-09 - - 2001-10-09 - i wish i'd seen ryan adams last night 2001-10-08 - cold, clear air 2001-10-05 - my favorite handsome man 2001-10-05 - - 2001-10-05 - coo coo for cocoa puffs 2001-10-04 - femmes on wheels 2001-10-04 - hate letters 2001-10-03 - the oppressed can't oppress the oppressors 2001-10-03 - freedom of homo hypocrisy 2001-10-02 - happy birthday bits and bites 2001-10-02 - queer kitties unite 2001-10-02 - basement apartment 2001-10-01 - last night of parkdale habitual couplehood 2001-09-28 - let's all go to the holiday Inn and I will show you some-sing 2001-09-28 - slut anniversary 2001-09-27 - ladi lahdi, we like to party 2001-09-27 - filthy lies 2001-09-27 - time to get ill 2001-09-26 - i have a book but no money 2001-09-26 - - 2001-09-26 - stale sun 2001-09-25 - i want glosswear for lips 2001-09-24 - tickle trunk whimsy 2001-09-24 - manic monday 2001-09-23 - novembre my novembre 2001-09-23 - sketchy 2001-09-21 - let's all go to the carnivaaaal 2001-09-21 - sluts, every single one of you 2001-09-21 - and today is whatever I want it to be 2001-09-20 - bike itchy 2001-09-20 - last nights red dress 2001-09-18 - Dusty, my favorite new coworker 2001-09-18 - islands in the ghetto, that is what you are 2001-09-17 - wanna disco? de-politicize this, mf! 2001-09-17 - if you're in Toronto 2001-09-17 - I Wanted a neW PAGE BUT HAd nothing to sAY 2001-09-13 - chomsky bites 2001-09-12 - - 2001-09-12 - sad sick day 2001-09-11 - ruby copy 2001-09-10 - - 2001-09-08 - there is nothing special about your virginity 2001-09-08 - lola~ 2001-09-08 - waves of mutilation 2001-09-08 - capable femme 2001-09-08 - should i walk the plank when I'm this tired? 2001-09-07 - you're gonna halfta give it up 2001-09-05 - i gearbox, you gearbox 2001-09-04 - sixty six kicks to the head 2001-08-31 - the teaches of axl 2001-08-30 - give me the laughing gas again 2001-08-28 - give the girls what they deserve 2001-08-27 - What's he building? 2001-08-27 - at least I have the fucken sandwhich to look forward to 2001-08-24 - i heart j.d. 2001-08-23 - bethany of ferndale 2001-07-19 - at the pep ralley I stole the show 2001-07-18 - cause phil collins is a really good songwriter 2001-07-17 - to the whores who stole my poems 2001-07-13 - 3 2001-07-12 - she's got everything to looo-oose 2001-07-11 - NEW WAVE, BABEE 2001-07-10 - ruby copy 2001-07-09 - monday monday 2001-07-04 - everything electrical please stay 2001-07-03 - bite 2001-07-02 - e-outlaw 2001-07-01 - i'm sitting in a gir-irl-irls room 2001-06-29 - shameless 2001-06-28 - fucken aids 2001-06-26 - it's raining men again and again 2001-06-22 - buddy, i hardly knew you 2001-06-20 - what would the community think? 2001-06-19 - just another day around the gay 2001-06-18 - stupid morning 2001-06-15 - mind and the heart on a parelel course 2001-06-15 - i think we're alone now 2001-06-14 - bottle rocket hearts 2001-06-13 - wednesday 2001-06-12 - full of powerade 2001-06-08 - nuthin 2001-06-07 - so long sweet winter 2001-06-06 - lacteeze 2001-06-05 - pOp 2001-06-05 - be my, be my oven baby 2001-05-31 - i am a top, i am an island 2001-05-30 - the teaches of peaches 2001-05-28 - just you and me punk rock girl 2001-05-28 - mid cycle morning 2001-05-25 - lyneeeeeeeeeee 2001-05-25 - day shifters 2001-05-22 - cat powers that be 2001-05-22 - mary tyler more 2001-05-22 - la nostalgie de la bou 2001-05-21 - three days was the morning of 1995 2001-05-21 - inside out 2001-05-20 - paranoia times 2 2001-05-20 - oh baby, i'm so tired. 2001-05-19 - like sugar cane that tasted good 2001-05-17 - no more non-celebs in my bed 2001-05-14 - today we're not dead, just nauseaus 2001-05-13 - adventures in hi-femme 2001-05-13 - everything with you is so political 2001-05-11 - the stillness in remembering what you had 2001-05-09 - i am underwhelmed and that's a word 2001-05-08 - August and everything before it 2001-05-06 - good things wanna stay 2001-05-04 - stevie nicks this, baby 2001-05-01 - Get off the internet! And go watch TV! 2001-04-29 - haggard and not cool like the band 2001-04-28 - urge for third person life 2001-04-28 - who put the bomb 2001-04-27 - hmm, sex 2001-04-26 - action equals life, or whatever 2001-04-24 - halflife spring 2001-04-20 - fuckfuck 2001-04-17 - playing pinball on my lunch break 2001-04-13 - the world is full of bastards and i've dated every one 2001-04-11 - sometimes it's art 2001-04-04 - show me your riffs 2001-04-03 - hatefuck xtra-ordinaire 2001-04-02 - sinead o connnor holed up in a hollow tree 2001-03-31 - tits and whiskey 2001-03-15 - brittle lips and hearts 2001-03-01 - jonny don't point that gun at me 2001-02-24 - i don't wanna wait 2001-02-19 - weeping tile 2001-02-12 - FOUND OUT! 2001-02-10 - Everybodys best friend 2001-02-07 - celexa, lexa, so complexa 2001-01-20 - just like heaven 2001-01-20 - desire's a terrible thing, but I rely on mine
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